Tag: funny
group name: thewar
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June 11, 2009 04:43 PM EDT --
It's been raining all day here in Michigan. I think the birds had an idea of how much rain we would get. They began their chatter about 20 minutes early this morning.
A large robin . . .
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October 13, 2008 05:30 PM EDT --
-------Original Message------- Lesson Learned? The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end. . . .
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December 13, 2009 05:18 AM EST --
Tiger woods became the first triple big cat.
Tiger is the first lion cheetah.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa???
Santa stopped after 3 HO's.
Why does Tiger . . .
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October 10, 2008 02:31 PM EDT --
9 Things People Do that Bug Me
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where
my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is? . . .
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October 10, 2008 02:38 PM EDT --
A new opening phrase when seeing someone: 'Got lights yet?'
Coffee, frozen pizza and even rice can be grilled on a BBQ grill.
Hot pockets taste pretty good deep fried on the . . .
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January 16, 2009 12:24 PM EST --
By e-mail from my buddy Patty.....
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait !!!!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on . . .
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October 15, 2008 08:51 PM EDT --
Out of the mouths of babes...
I took my 2 girls, ages 7 & 4 to my Community Bible Study class. The kids have their own classes while the moms go to theirs. So, afterward I go to get my kids . . .
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December 26, 2009 03:05 AM EST --
Hi all.
I have permission to repost anything from this organization.
Volume 12 Issue 50 December 24, 2009
norml.org
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December 13, 2008 03:01 PM EST --
Now He Knows About Santa I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Dad, I know something about Santa Claus, . . .
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October 17, 2008 11:15 PM EDT --
Safe Smoking One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a smoke. After being outside for a while it started to rain on them. Suddenly, one of the ladies took out a condom, . . .
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February 03, 2009 04:40 PM EST --
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people . . .
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June 16, 2009 11:56 AM EDT --
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches." . . .
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September 15, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
What Religion is
Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a . . .
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January 05, 2009 10:10 AM EST --
Sorry for the all-caps but I wasn't going to retype it all!
AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD . . .
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December 02, 2009 08:17 AM EST --
I have a friend named Dawn who is a pagan. She's also a doting grandmother of a bunch of young grandchildren all under the age of 10 who are often over at her house, generally running amuck.
Some . . .
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December 13, 2009 06:51 PM EST --
This is pretty cool. My Aunt sent this to my inbox. So, here I am, sharing it with all my Gather friends..
Red neck Playstation
Get 'em while you . . .
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June 22, 2009 10:29 PM EDT --
I really had to laugh tonight. My husband was working so I put the kids to bed and gave them a warning that they were not to come downstairs unless it was an emergency. Last night they had come . . .
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August 13, 2009 09:01 PM EDT --
A farm girl from Saskatchewan walks into a bar in Calgary and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes . . .
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September 13, 2008 03:37 PM EDT --
Please post one at a time sweeties. Thanks my friends.
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December 25, 2008 12:17 PM EST --
I hope you are all safe and well - don't drive if you don't have to - we spun out on the highway last night - i'm not going out again until conditions are a little better! This should . . .
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